be careful of what you wish for.
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other.
One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.
The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
It was the rabbit's turn. He got on his motorcycle, put his helmet on, started the engines and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."
