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Disclaimer

brace yourselves for the most retarded crap imagineable xD

fyi, we have an average of 10 visitors daily.

THIS BLOG IS FOR THE ARCHIVES OF MY COLLECTION OF RETARDIES.

PLEASE CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO ENLARGE IT, INSTEAD OF JUST SQUINTING YOUR EYES AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WTF MY COMICS ARE SAYING. TYVM :D

Wednesday, July 30, 2008
im actually not sorry for the inconvenience caused.

yo pple! im back from my looooooooong break already :D
im sincerely proud to announce that C&H will be back on teh retardies!!!

no. not now. not tomorrow.
but from 10th august onwards...
muahahahahahahahahahahaha...
i still need a lil more break la.

anyway, pls dont be too happy cos i may take a "looooooooooong break" anytime i want to.
depending on my mood and stuff.

so yea. dah. that's it. end of story.

(i seriously dont understand why you people like to read this kinda stuff so much.)


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Friday, July 11, 2008
sorry for the inconvenience caused people!

dear readers of cyanide & happiness,

There will TEMPORARILY be no more updates for c&h daily comics.
ha! fuck you people.
im human also. so i need a goddam break man.
muahahahahahahah xD

heh. i really deserve a looooooooong break!
so please dont miss c&h orh...
but even if you do, then that's your friggin' problem.


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Thursday, July 10, 2008
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Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Final Confessions

Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.

She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."

"But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father."

"Don't worry about it, sweetie," replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany's cheek, "I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"


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Tuesday, July 8, 2008
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Monday, July 7, 2008
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Sunday, July 6, 2008
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Saturday, July 5, 2008
cyanide and happiness


** argh. i think there's something wrong with this goddam thing. but no worries! just click teh goddam picture then can liao.
but i dont think this will happen from tomorrow onwards la.


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Friday, July 4, 2008
cyanide and happiness


** please click on the image if you cant view the comic.


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Thursday, July 3, 2008
wtf did you say about mama?

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town."

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders off and stands at the far end of the bar.

Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off.
Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."

Finally the guy interrupts: "Go home, Dad - you're drunk!"


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Wednesday, July 2, 2008
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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