yo pple! im back from my looooooooong break already :D
im sincerely proud to announce that C&H will be back on teh retardies!!!
no. not now. not tomorrow.
but from 10th august onwards...
muahahahahahahahahahahaha...
i still need a lil more break la.
anyway, pls dont be too happy cos i may take a "looooooooooong break" anytime i want to.
depending on my mood and stuff.
so yea. dah. that's it. end of story.
(i seriously dont understand why you people like to read this kinda stuff so much.)
dear readers of cyanide & happiness,
There will TEMPORARILY be no more updates for c&h daily comics.
ha! fuck you people.
im human also. so i need a goddam break man.
muahahahahahahah xD
heh. i really deserve a looooooooong break!
so please dont miss c&h orh...
but even if you do, then that's your friggin' problem.
Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.
She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."
"But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father."
"Don't worry about it, sweetie," replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany's cheek, "I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"
** argh. i think there's something wrong with this goddam thing. but no worries! just click teh goddam picture then can liao.
but i dont think this will happen from tomorrow onwards la.
** please click on the image if you cant view the comic.
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town."
Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him and the drunk wanders off and stands at the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points to the same guy, and says, "I just screwed your mom, and it was swe-e-et!"
Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk wanders off.
Ten minutes later he comes back and announces, "Your mom even let me..."
Finally the guy interrupts: "Go home, Dad - you're drunk!"