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name : XBOX FUXUEBING birthdate : 241192 school : ahmad ibrahim secondary
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MANY MANY LOVES TO:
THE BC! and my fellow bc-ians! {♥} [in alphabetical order: evelyn, huimin, jasmine, phoebe, wan, wendy & xingjun]
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many thanks to me, myself and i.
Monday, June 30, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Sunday, June 29, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Saturday, June 28, 2008
be careful of what you wish for.
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.
The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
It was the rabbit's turn. He got on his motorcycle, put his helmet on, started the engines and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."
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Friday, June 27, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Monday, June 23, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Sunday, June 22, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Saturday, June 21, 2008
drinkin' with teh guys :D
Dave's friends came up to him after work one day and asked him to go out for a few beers with them.
Dave replied, ''No, I can't. My wife gets really pissed if I come home late.''
Dave's friend said, ''When you get home, just go slide beneath the sheets, pull her panties down and give her oral sex. She won't say anything.''
So Dave goes out with his friends and has a great time. When he comes home hours later, he goes into his room and slides beneath the sheets. He pulls down her panties and begins to give her oral sex. She starts to moan and groan. After a while, Dave tells her that he has to go take a leak and for her to wait there.
When Dave gets to the bathroom he's stunned to see his wife inside. ''How did you get here?'' he asked.
''Shhhh,'' she replied, ''my mom is sleeping.''
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Friday, June 20, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Thursday, June 19, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School (Religious Class for Christians). Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!!!!!''
The Teacher fainted.
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
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Monday, June 16, 2008
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Sunday, June 15, 2008
cyanide and happiness
c&h father's day special: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL DADDIES! (however, this video is completely unrelated to father's day k? tyvm.)
p.s. i love noodles.
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Saturday, June 14, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Friday, June 13, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Thursday, June 12, 2008
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
PANCAKES!
Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking.
"What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother.
"Shit, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother.
The mother slapped him across the face. "We don''t talk like that in this house. Now, how about you, son? I hope you''ve learned a lesson from your brother. What do you want for breakfast?"
"I've sure learned my lesson! You can bet your ass I don't want any fucking pancakes!"
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Monday, June 9, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Sunday, June 8, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Saturday, June 7, 2008
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Friday, June 6, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
mmmmmmmmmilk!
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. So he decided to test it on himself first.
He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on, and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. However, when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument - some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less - but still he had no success getting out of it. Panicking, he just barely reached the phone and called the supplier's customer service hotline.
The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow's udder?"
Customer Service: "Don't worry. The machine was programmed to release automatically after collecting about 2 gallons of milk."
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008
cyanide and happiness
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Monday, June 2, 2008
Stompin on heaven's door.
One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.
Susie said, "Your heart, 'cause you need it to love."
Richie said, "Your head, 'cause you need it to think."
Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him reluctantly. Little Johnny said, "Your feet."
Confused, the teacher asked why.
Johnny replied, "When I walked past my mom's room last night, she had her feet in the air and was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
